Mark Foley Jokes / Recent Jokes

House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., expressed concern over what he called "over-friendly" e-mails sent by former Rep. Mark Foley to a former 16-year-old House page, saying that they threatened the GOP's reputation as jerks.

The Washington Post has reported that a former page of Mark Foley showed Rep. Jim Kolbe some Internet messages from Foley that had made the page uncomfortable. To ease the pages discomfort, Kolbe then passed the messages on to the Washington Post.

Republican Congressman Mark Foley had cyber-sex with teenaged male interns.

President Bush denounced the action saying, "I'm against sex with children, especially since Jeff Gannon's available."

Mark Foley has made arrangements to enter a renowned in-patient facility for alcoholism. President Bush nixed the idea saying, "There is no room in the White House."

New "pro-life" pharmacies are opening up, designed to appeal to conservatives. They won't stock any contraceptives, but expect to find plenty of Rush Limbaugh-endorsed Vicodin, along with Mark Foley's favorite water-based lubricant.