Mark Foley Jokes

From CNN link: A priest whom former Rep. Mark Foley reportedly accused of molestation almost four decades ago said Thursday that he fondled the lawmaker as a teen, but the priest said it wasn't abuse because Foley "seemed to like it."

"I would say that if I offended him, I am sorry, but to remember the good time we had together, you know?" he said. "And how really we enjoyed each other's company. And to let bygones be bygones. Don't keep dwelling on this thing, you know?"
This opens up a whole new legal defense strategy.

President Bush has come out in support of House Speaker Dennis Hastert who's been under fire to resign for failing to act on Representative Mark Foley's advances toward boys. This is all part Bush's plan to help the Republican party hang on to power in the upcoming mid-term elections by courting the highly sought after pro-sexual predator vote.

New "pro-life" pharmacies are opening up, designed to appeal to conservatives. They won't stock any contraceptives, but expect to find plenty of Rush Limbaugh-endorsed Vicodin, along with Mark Foley's favorite water-based lubricant.

October 9 - October 15
"I think the most appropriate way to celebrate would be with a young Italian boy."

-Former Florida Representative Mark Foley, when asked about his plans for Columbus Day.

House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., expressed concern over what he called "over-friendly" e-mails sent by former Rep. Mark Foley to a former 16-year-old House page, saying that they threatened the GOP's reputation as jerks.