Lorry Jokes

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    Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

    A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

    A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

    Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

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    Betty Botter had some butter,' 'But,'' she said,' 'this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better.''

    So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So' twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

    Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

    Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

    A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

    The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

    Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

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    A Lorry driver feeling tired after driving for days decides to stop by at a b and b. The woman who owns it says "im sorry, were full, u can bunk up if ya want" The man being so desperate agrees."But i warn u, the guy your sharing with is a heavy snorer"
    Morning after.
    "The guy didnt disturb u did he?"
    "No" replys the guy.
    " Before i went to sleep i stripped naked and gave him a big snog on the lips. so he stayed awake all night watching me with a gun!"

    In a military training camp some recruits get educated in parachuting. After
    some weeks of training on the ground they have to do their first jump.
    Before the jump the instructor recalls, "You leave the air plane, count till
    three and pull the cord. The parachute should open then. If it does not, pull
    the emergency cord. Then the emergency parachute will open. On the ground there
    is a lorry waiting. We will meet on the lorry again. Good luck!"
    The first recruit jumps, counts till three and pulls the cord. Nothing happens.
    He pulls the emergency cord. Nothing happens. The recruit is not surprised and
    says, "As far as I know the army, I bet the lorry will not be there, either."

    In a military training camp some recruits get educated in parachuting. After some weeks of training on the ground they have to do their first jump.
    Before the jump the instructor recalls, "You leave the air plane, count till three and pull the cord. The parachute should open then. If it does not, pull the emergency cord. Then the emergency parachute will open. On the ground there is a lorry waiting. We will meet on the lorry again. Good luck!"
    The first recruit jumps, counts till three and pulls the cord. Nothing happens. He pulls the emergency cord. Nothing happens. The recruit is not surprised and says, "As far as I know the army, I bet the lorry will not be there, either."

    A lorry driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride. A ways down the road the lorry driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct course with the lawyer. Then he thought' Oh no, I have a priest in the truck I can't run down this lawyer' and at the last second the lorry driver swerved to miss the lawyer.
    But, the lorry driver heard a thump outside of the lorry, he looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything.
    He turned to the priest and said' Sorry Father, I just missed that Lawyer at the side of the road' And the priest said' Don't worry son, I got him with my door'

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