Klondike Jokes

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    +50 degrees Fahrenheit
    * New York tenants try to turn on the heat
    * People from Ontario plant gardens+40
    * Californians shiver uncontrollably
    * Albertans sunbathe+35
    * Italian cars don't start+32
    * Distilled water freezes+30
    * You can see your breath
    * You plan a vacation in Florida
    * Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
    * Manitobans eat ice cream+25
    * Lake Ontario water freezes
    * Californians weep pitiably
    * Cat insists on sleeping on your bed+20
    * New York water freezes
    * San Franciscans start thinking favourably of L.A.
    * Green Bay Packers fans put on T-shirts+15
    * You plan a vacation in Acapulco
    * Cat insists on sleeping IN your bed with you
    * B.C. residents go swimming+10
    * Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
    * Too cold to snow
    * You need jumper cables to get the car going0
    * New York landlords turn on the heat
    * Newfoundlanders grill hot dogs more...

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