King Kong Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"