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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants? They always want to play leap frog with him
What do Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name.
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Why doesnt Kermit the Frog like elephants? They always want to play leap frog with him
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30, 000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30, 000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She
holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is more...
What’s a frog’s favorite game?
It`s croak-et!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz!
What`s the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug!
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
They sit eggsaminations!
How do frogs die?
They kermit suidide!
What`s a frog’s favorite flower?
A croakus!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel!
What do you call a rich frog?
A golf blooded reptile! Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank!
What kind of bull doesn`t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights!
Why doesn`t Kermit the Frog like elephants?
They always want to
A frog goes into a bank and hops up to a teller. He can see from her name plate that she is called Patricia Whack,
so he says "Ms. Whack, I'd like to borrow $30,000, please."
The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and a personal friend of the bank manager. Unconvinced, Ms. Whack explains she will need some identity and also some security against his loan. The frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her.
The confused teller says she will have to consult with her manager.' There's a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who wants to borrow 30,000," she tells her boss. "And what do you think this elephant is about?"
The manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'