John McCain Jokes / Recent Jokes

After nearly three years of excavation, archaeologists have confirmed the discovery of the site of George Washington's boyhood home near the banks of the Rappahannock River in northeast Virginia.

They also discovered a tricycle belonging to his boyhood friend, John McCain.

Phil Gramm, a top adviser to Sen. John McCain, on Thursday stood by his comment that the country is in a "mental recession," and said he was trying to say the nation's leaders, not its people, were "whiners."

Pictured here is McCain teaching other Nation leaders the "Right" facial expression to make, when whining.

John McCain said he loaned the tools to a neighbor and now wants them back.

Joe the Plumber? Since the economy is in the toilet, I believe McCain was insinuating that this guy will be his Secretary of Treasury.

John McCain talks to the press and gives some hints about his 2008 plans...

"Does my breath smell? I've had my face buried in the Religious Right's ass so much lately, I probably need an Altoid."

When archaeologists on a dig in southern Portugal last year flipped over a heavy chunk of slate and saw writing not used for more than 2,500 years, they were elated. Only later to be disappointed by learning it was just one of John McCain's old ‘To Do’ list.

Yesterday Barack Obama spoke to thousands of people in Germany about the need for global cooperation on terrorism. In Columbus, Ohio, John McCain, talked about the economy with local business owners at a German restaurant. Meanwhile, presidential candidate Ralph Nader spoke to a neighbor about global warming while walking his German shepherd.