John McCain Jokes / Recent Jokes

"Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging to life."
Jay Leno

John McCain and Sarah Palin are not only saying they won't give answers, they're saying you can't ask questions.

John McCain said that sending less than 40,000 troops to Afghanistan "would be an error of historic proportions." Perhaps we should take heed of McCain, who chose Sarah Palin, making him an expert on " errors of historic proportions."

Senator John McCain wants to delay the debates to focus on the economic bailout. Many are saying it's a cynical ploy to gain some traction and show leadership from a situation in which he has clearly been slipping, but in reality it's because the debate interferes with reruns of Matlock.

On the "Late Show," David Letterman talks about John McCain suspending his campaign in order to solve the economic problem. It's the bailout keeping him away.

We’ve got to have all options out there on the table because I’m ill and we’ve created 5 out of 4 jobs in the vodka distillers sector because the strategy in Iraq is what John wants to see if we are going to be successful in our quest to keep an eye on Russia throughout our great history. Why are you asking me these gotcha questions Gwinn? I have a gun and you look like a cute little moose.

McCain stated he has been against the use of flying machines since him and the Writgh Bros. flew on the first one.