Jimmy Jokes

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    Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well then, Jimmy, go fuck yourself."

    Teacher: Jimmy, use the word "handsome" in a sentence.
    Jimmy: Handsome gum over will ya?
    Teacher: No, no, that's not right. You have one more chance. Use the word "gladiator" in a sentence.
    Jimmy: A monster ate my sister and I'm gladiator.

    Biting Your Fingernails!

    Hot 2 months ago

    Little Jimmy bit his fingernails all the time. His parents tried everything to get him to stop, but to no avail. Finally, his mother, exasperated, decided to tell him a little white lie to get him to stop.
    "Jimmy," she said, "You'd better stop biting your fingernails. If you don't, then those fingernails will pile up inside your stomach and soon your stomach will be huge and full of fingernails." Jimmy, worried about the idea of fingernails in his stomach, agreed to stop.
    The next day, Jimmy and his mom were shopping in a supermarket. They went to check out, and a pregnant woman was waiting in line in front of them. Jimmy beamed at the pregnant woman and said, "I know what YOU'VE been doing...."

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
    Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
    Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let's Joe places!

    Were is the p?

    Hot 1 year ago

    "now class say your abcs okay?"said mrs.jewls
    little jimmy raises his hand
    "yes jimmy?"asked mrs.jewls
    "can i please go to the bathroom?"jimmy answered
    " not untill u say your abcs"
    "okay" said jimmy standing acwardly
    " a-b-c-d-e-f-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-m-n-o...q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z"jimmy finished as he dartedfor the door
    " wait were is the p?"asked mrs.jewls
    " running down my pants" jimmy nervously stated as a yellow puddle formed

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