"Jimmy asks his father for a car" joke

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Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well then, Jimmy, go fuck yourself."

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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