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Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"

India has demanded that MTV apologize for airing "indecent" music videos. MTV retaliated by demanding that India apologize for the sitar.

You're so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure.

Lots of things go on during "Spring Break" as the college students let off a little steam. This one student was arrested for indecent exposure in a field near the beach, and was appearing before a Judge.
"I plead not guilty your honor, I only went there to get relieved." he testified.
"Well, I'm inclined to accept your explanation." said the Judge. "I guess some allowances must be made for 'emergencies'."
"That's true to a point, your Honor." said the arresting officer. "But what about this young lady here who relieved him?"

A cute young thing was consulting a psychiatrist. Among other questions, the doctor asked, "Are you troubled at all by indecent thoughts?"
"Why, no," she replied, with just the hint of a twinkle in her eye. "To tell you the truth, doctor, I rather enjoy them."