Huddle Jokes

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    One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown.Then came the second half...First play: The elephant runs the ball up the middle. WAP! Tackled for a five yard loss.The little animals go back to the huddle cheering and congratulating each other."Who made that tackle?" asked the ant."I did," said the centipede.Second play: The rhinoceros runs the ball up the middle. WHOMP! Tackled for another five yard loss.Back in the huddle the flea asked, "Who made that great stop?" "I did," said the centipede.Third play: The gorilla tries an end sweep, led by the hippo throwing the lead blocks. SMACK! Centipede tackles him for a ten yard loss.Back in the huddle, the gnat asked the centipede, "Where were you in the first half?"The centipede replied, "Puttin' on my shoes!"

    Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?
    A: The Dallas Cowboys
    Q: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game?
    A: 22. The rest dressed themselves.
    Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
    A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?
    Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
    A: A huddle.
    Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
    A: The police.
    Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
    A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known Felons.
    I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator and now they want a coke machine.
    The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
    The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".
    Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.
    The Cowboys had a 8 and 8 more...

    Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?
    A: The Dallas Cowboys
    Q: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game?
    A:
    22. The rest dressed themselves.
    Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
    A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?
    Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
    A: A huddle.
    Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
    A: The police.
    Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
    A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known Felons.
    I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator and now they want a coke machine.
    The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
    The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System". Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.
    The Cowboys had a 8 and 8 more...

    Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs? A: The Dallas CowboysQ: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game? A: 22. The rest dressed themselves.Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern? A: Does bail money count against the salary cap? Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A: A huddle.Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving? A: The police.Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known Felons.I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator and now they want a coke machine.The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System". Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.The Cowboys had a 8 and 8 season this year. 8 arrests, 8 convictions.The Cowboys knew they had to more...

    Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

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