"Football Riddles" joke

Q:Why Doesn't Iowa have a pro football team?
A:Because then Chicago would want one too.

Q:What do you call a QB that just got sacked by Gilbert brown?
A:Road Kill

Q:What do the call a drug circle in Dallas?
A:a Huddle

Q:Why can't Michael Irvin be in the huddle anymore?
A:His probation doesn't allow him to be around known felons

Q:Why did the bears want to sign Michael Irvin?
A:They already had a Fridge now they want a coke machine