Hor Jokes

Ah Beng talks about Singapore history and current affairs... Under the' ang mo' we all live happily together, no complain.
Malaysia & Singapore is one big family in our brains.
One day we both like 2 durians cannot get along.
Got sharp thorns, poke each other, until' buay song.'
One moment like brothers, can give and take.
Next moment we kena kicked out by the leg.
Wah! Our towkay also cry like mad,
we all also feel very very sad.
Our neigbours all say,' Wah they all sure to die!
They got nothing, how to get next bowl of rice?' So' boh pian,' we all work day and night.
We also join the army so that we can fight.
We don't care others' see us no up'.
But actually inside we very pain in the heart.
Then slowly hor we grow rich and a bit fat.
Now others talk about us also got some respect.
They scratch their heads and say
' Very funny! Got nothing how come they can still make money?' Last time also got no money more...