Headphones Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens. She hears:? Breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out."
A blonde is roller-skating down the board-walk one day. She’s just skating along in her lycra shorts, smiling at everyone, listening to her Walkman. She decides that she really needs a haircut. She skates into the first salon she sees and goes up to the hairdresser and says, “I need a haircut. ” The hairdresser checks her out and says, “OK, sit down and take off your headphones. ” “No way! ” shouts the blonde, “If I take off my headphones, I’ll die! ” “Then I can’t give you a haircut, ” replies the hairdresser. So the blonde gets up and leaves and skates further down the board-walk. She sees another salon, goes in, and says to the hairdresser, “I need a haircut… but you can’t take off my headphones or I’ll die! ” The hairdresser looks at her a little weird, but says, “OK, no problem. Have a seat. ” So the blonde sits down and the hairdresser comes up behind her, and when she isn’t looking, he rips the headphones off her head. Suddenly the more...
A man sees a blonde woman at the beach one day sporting a walkman and headphones, but thinks nothing of it.
The next day, he sees the same blonde woman at the grocery store, still with the walkman and headphones on. A little suprised, he goes on with his shopping.
The next day was Sunday, and the man headed off to church. The man arrived at the church and found a seat just as the preacher was beginning the sermon. Halfway through the sermon, the man looked over, and to his surprise, saw the same blonde woman. Even more shocking, she was STILL wearing the headphones! The man was so curious as to why she was wearing the headphones, he jumped up, ran over to the woman, and ripped the headphones off her head. She
immediately fell to the ground, clutching her throat. The man, horrified, picked up the headphones to see what was playing in them. To his amasement, the same thing was playing over and over again:
'Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...'
a blonde walks into a barber shop and says to the lady i want my hair cut please. O.K. sure. The lady starts to cut her hair and then says miss you must take off those headphones so i can cut your hair. The blonde goes just work around them please! So the lady says well i guess does about ten minutes and needs the headphones to be taken off so the blonde stuggles and finally takes them off and drops on the floor and dies. The hairdresser picks up the headphones and listened in and heard... breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breath out.
One day a blonde goes to get her hair cut, well... the hair stylist notices that the girl has on headphones.
The blonde never takes the headphones off, so the stylist got to thinking,' Hmm, I wonder what is so important about those headphones?' While the hairstylist was trimming the blonde's hair she noticed that she was dozing off, so she decided to find out what the girl had been listening to.
The stylist slowly and carefully takes the headphones off and as she holds the headphones up to her own ear she hears the words,' Breathe in, Breathe out.......'
A blonde walks into a hair dresser with a walkman on. She tells the guy to cut whatever he wants just as long as he cuts around the headphones. So the guy says cool until he runs into a problem, he says "Ms.?" "Ms.?" Finally he just takes them off and the blonde drops dead!!
He puts the headphones on and he hears "BREATHE IN... BREATHE OUT... BREATHE IN... BREATHE OUT."
a blonde walks into a hair salon, and has headphones on her head. the hair dresser tells her to take them off or else she couldnt cut her hair and the blonde said but i cant live without them. so then the lady takes them off of her head and the blonde dies. then she listens to what was in the headphones and it says breathe in breathe out.