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    Blondie Gets A Haircut

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    A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.
    She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones. He had to cut around it. But, he thought it would look really stupid if he didn't cut under her earphones so he picked them up and lifted them slightly.
    Suddenly, she fell to the ground, dead. The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to see what she had been listening to and a recorded voice was saying "Breathe In, Breathe Out. Breathe In, Breathe Out."

    A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones. He had to cut around it. But, he thought it would look really stupid if he didn't cut under her earphones so he picked them up and lifted them slightly.Suddenly, she fell to the ground, dead. The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to see what she had been listening to and a recorded voice was saying "Breathe In, Breathe Out. Breathe In, Breathe Out."

    One day a blonde goes to get her hair cut, well... the hair stylist notices that the girl has on headphones.

    The blonde never takes the headphones off, so the stylist got to thinking,' Hmm, I wonder what is so important about those headphones?' While the hairstylist was trimming the blonde's hair she noticed that she was dozing off, so she decided to find out what the girl had been listening to.

    The stylist slowly and carefully takes the headphones off and as she holds the headphones up to her own ear she hears the words,' Breathe in, Breathe out.......'

    A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman. She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones. He had to cut around it. But, he thought it would look really stupid if he didn't cut under her earphones so he picked them up and lifted them slightly. Suddenly, she fell to the ground, dead. The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to see what she had been listening to and a recorded voice was saying "Breathe In, Breathe Out. Breathe In, Breathe Out."

    A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.
    the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".
    after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"

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