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This blond goes in to a salon to get her hair cut. She's wearing a pair of headphones, and the stylist says that he can't cut her hair with the headphones on.
She replies "No, you have to cut around the headphones, I can't take them off".
They argue about this for a few minutes, he finally agrees to cut her hair around the headphones, but he will have to charge her extra. She says, "That's ok, go ahead and cut it".
So he cuts her hair, and although it looks strange because of the headphones, she's happy with it. So a few weeks later she comes in again.
Again she wants her hair cut around the headphones. He says, "No way, not this time, this time I'm taking the headphones off".
So he takes off the headphones and throws them on the floor. He starts cutting her hair, and a few minutes later, she falls out of the chair to the floor, dead.
He wonders what in the world is happening, so he picks up the headphones and puts them more...

1.(Of course) Laugh hysterically and for no reason.
2. Pretend you holding something like a small knife and swing at the air as if you are trying to cut something. If someone asks, say you were misinterpreted or deny the whole thing.
3. Wear headphones everywhere you go, leaving the plug dangling out, easily seen, and then stationary knod, as if to a beat. Pretend not to hear anyone unless they touch you to get you attention. Periodically forget to take off headphones when you are touched and act confused when you cannot hear them.
4. Sit in front of a library computer and twitch your eyelid for 20 seconds, the get up and browse the fiction E section. Repeat.
5. Sit in front of a public computer on Windows 95, 98, or 2000. Click the start button. Click it again... and again. After clicking it for about 10 minutes, declare that you need another computer because your start button is broken. When someone proves it is not broken, say "Black magic! You all use black more...

One day there was a blonde with headphones on and she wanted to get a haircut. so she went into town to look for a hairsalon that could cut her hair with her headphones still on. The blonde went to the first hairsalon she came to and asked them if they could cut her hair while she still had her headphones on but they answered no. Next the blone went to the next hairsalon she came across and asked the same question and once again the answer was no. Finally when the blonde came across the third hairsalon she found and she asked the question once again and, the answer was yes. Thankfull, the blonde goes and sits in the barber chair. The hair stylest takes the head phones off of the girl and after a few minutes the blonde starts to turn blue. When the hairstylist go to ask if the blonde is ok the blonde passes out and falls to the floor. When the hairstylist puts on the headphones she hears, "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out, breath in... "

A blonde walked into a hair salon and sat into the barber´s chair. The barber noticed that she had headphones on her head. The barber asked the blonde what kind of haircut she wanted. She didn´t reply, so the barber asked again. Again no reply. Then he was getting very annoyed so he took off her headphones. Suddenly she turned blue and fell on the floor. He checked her pulse and she was dead. He was wondering what was in her headphones so he put them on. He heard: " Inhale, Exhale, Inhale, Exhale...

A blonde wearing a walkman walks into a barber shop to get a haircut.
When she sits down in the chair, the hair stylist says, "you have to take your headphones off before i can cut your hair."
so she takes off the headphones.
A minute later she passes out.
when the paramedics get there, he picks up the headphones.
he listened to the recording. it said, "Inhale... exhale... inhale... exhale..."

A blonde went into a local salon for a haircut. She was wearing a pair of headphones and she refused to take them off. The hairdresser tried to slip them off to cut her hair but the blonde just screamed "NO, DONT DO IT!"
In a few minutes the blonde fell asleep from all the thinking she had to do to pick out a hairstyle. The hairdresser takes off the headphones and in a few minutes the blonde dies.
The hairdresser, shocked, then hears the headphones. It was repeating the words "Inhale... exhale... inhale... exhale...."

A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!