Happend Jokes

There is a fammily of 6. The dad goes out one day to hunt when he gets home he puts the b b's from the gun on the counter. The wife knocked the b b's into a soup that she has ben working on for houres. She said "O WHAT THE HELL WATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN." So the family eats the soup. The next day the yongest dauter comes running down the satirs."momey Momey youl never gues what happend i went to the bath room and peed b b's". The mother said go back up and il help you in a sec. yhis happend with here other two dauters. Then her son came down,"mom youl never guess what happened the mom sad yo peed bh b's right. the son said "NO I WAS JERKING OFF AND I SHOT THE DOG."

Superman is flying over a nude beach and since he can fly at super speed he can go down and have sex with all the women and they wont know what happend, so he flys down and has sex with almost everyone down there than gets back up, than he sees wonder women and is happy because he has always had a thing for her and he knows if he is down there to long she will catch hin so he goes down and gets it over with realy fast and gets back up, than wonder women sits and says what happend and the invisible man on top of her says i dont know but my ass realy hurts!

A blonde walked in to the docters office with two red ears, the docter asked what happend, the blonde said i was ironing and the phone rang and i picked up the iron be mistake, the docter said ok and what happend to the other ear?
they called back.

there is 3 guys one was a american jewish the others was israeli and the other was rabbi so they are heaven and they go to a place were they could meet girls so the guy who runs the place tells them i want you to go one at a time and dont touch the goose or trip over the goose so the american jewish go's in and comes back with an ugly girl and the other two ask him what happend and the guy replys i touched the goose
then the rabbi go's in and comes back with an ugly girl and they asked him the same question and he answers i triped over the goose. So the israelin go's in and he comes out with a hot chick and the other two ask him what happend but before he could answer the girl answers i touched the goose

a blonde walks into a doctors office with two third degre burns. the doctor asks what happend, the blone said i was ironing my clothes and then the phone rang and insted of picking up the phone i picked up the iron. the doctor said owch that must of hurt what happend to the other side. then the blonde said the stupid idiot called me back.