Fuckers Jokes

One day little jonny was out flying his toy airplane while his mom was in the kitchen doing the dishes, vroom all you stupid muther fuckers getting in, get in on the right, all you stupid muther fuckers getting off get off at the left, well his mother heard him and said JONNY get in here stand in the corner and think about what youve said, so he stands in the corner for a half hour and his mom came to him and said have you learned your lesson yet and he said yes, ok his mom said you can go out and fly your plane noe, vrooom all you nice people getting on get on on the right, all you nice people getting off get off on the left, and if your wandering about the half hour delay ask the bitch in the kitchen

Hie history teacher had a policy of letting people who had been a part of history lecture his class whenever possible.
When it came time to teach the history of the First World War, he asked a Swedish neighbor of his to talk about his experience flying for the British air force.
"Veil," he said to the class, "von day I remember veil vas vhen ve vas flying our Schpads over Chermany. .. and all of a zudden zeez two Fuckers fly at us from ze sun. At vonce, I did a loop, but ze Fuckers stayed on my tail. So I did anudder, and still ze Fuckers vus wit me."
"Excuse me," the teacher interrupted, "but I think I should point out to the class that the German planes to which our guest is referring are Fokkers, which were a sturdy make of German aircraft."
"Dat's true," said the guest, "but in dis case, de two Fuckers vas flying Messerschmidts."

Little Johnny's mom asked little Johnny if he had enjoyed the field trip. "Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and fuckers."
Mom: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a fucker?"
Johnny: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk and steaks"
Mom: "but who said they were called, er, fuckers?"
Johnny: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers," but we all knew what she meant."