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A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time, and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it - and hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men, who are watching, and says apologetically, "I guess all those fricking lessons I took this winter, didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, " Now, you see, that's your problem... You should have taken golf lessons instead. "

A foursome, including Banta, goes out on the course, only to find themselves waiting on every hole for the most inept golfers they've ever seen, who are playing in front of them.
After a few holes, they start yelling them, but that doesn't seem to speed their game up. By the time they've finished their round, they're so pissed off that they go straight to the golf pro to complain.
"Guys," he tells them, "those fellow you've been screaming at and taunting for the last three hours are blind".
"You're telling us," one of the irate foursome says.
"No, I meant it," the pro says, they're really blind. They're trying to overcome their handicap by participating in sports."
Now embarrassed, the first of the foursome says to the pro, "When they come in, fix them up with new golfers shoes, and put it on my tab."
The second guy adds, "And give them each a new set of club covers and put on my tab."
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Four men, well along in years, had played golf as a foursome every Sunday morning, until one of them passed away. The other three asked the club pro if he could find them a compatible gentleman to fill out the foursome again. "No problem," answered the pro.
"But, you have to understand," one of the guys, named George, explained, "that Moe, who died, was like our eyes. We're all getting some cataracts, and have trouble seeing the ball. Moe's eyesight was perfect, and he was our spotter."
The pro promised to see what he could do, and, when the others returned the following Sunday, he introduced them to a truly ancient looking gentleman, named Gary.
"How old are you?" George asked.
"I'm ninety-four," Gary responded.
"Fabulous," said George. "But how's your eyesight?"
At this, Gary blew up. "Don't insult my eyes," he yelled. "I may be old, but I've got 20-20 vision. I have eyes more...

A foursome is waiting at the men’s tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is readyto hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks itanother ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically”I guess all those f**king lessons I took this winter didn’t help. ”One of the men immediately replies “No, you see that’s your problem. Youshould have been taking golf lessons instead. ”

A foursome is waiting at the men’s tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies’ tee.
the ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically, “i guess all those f****** lessons i took this winter didn’t help. ”
one of the men immediately replies, “i guess not. you should have been taking golf lessons instead. ”

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others. "The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too," said the third senior. After hearing enough from his Senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said, "Just be thankful we`re still on the right side of the grass!"

Q: Did you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind?

A: It's Monica Lewinsky, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton.

Q: Why?

A: Monica is a hooker. OJ is a slicer. Kennedy can't drive over water and Clinton doesn't know which hole to play.