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10. It doesn`t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can`t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes don`t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

1. You can`t surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a "Not Found 404" message? 3. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV. 4. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening. 5. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard. 6. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign. 7. "CSI" never slows down when a lot of people tune in. 8. You just can't find those cool infomercials on the Web. 9. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to cable. 10. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a soda in one hand and chips in the other.

10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?
8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.
7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.
6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.
5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.
4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.
3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.
2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.
1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

10. It doesn`t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?
8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.
7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.
6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.
5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.
4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.
3. You just can`t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.
2. Set-top boxes don`t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.
1. You can`t surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

There appears to be no end to merger mania - one of the greatest threats to our freedom and democracy - putting more and more control into the hands of fewer and fewer people.
The following are more Mergers that appear to be on the horizon:
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil
- Honey, I'm Home
Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining
- Mine, All Mine
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining
- Zip Audi Do-Da
Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization of Women
- Knott NOW!
John Deere and Abitibi-Price
- Deere Abi
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
- Fairwell Honeychild
3M and Goodyear
- mmmGood
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants
- Poupon Pants
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush Co., and W.R. Grace Co.
- Hale Mary Fuller Grace
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler
- Poly-Warner-Cracker

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: 'I will now answer anyquestions you have.' Bobby stands up and says: 'I have four questions':1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties? 4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Just then the bell goes and the kids rushed out to play. Upon returning, Mr Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have.' A little girl called Julie stands upand says: 'I have six questions':1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties? 4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? 5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early? 6. Where is Bobby?

10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message? 8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV. 7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening. 6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard. 5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign. 4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in. 3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web. 2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO. 1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.