How does a group of dolphins make a decision? Flipper coin!
How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
What is a dolphins favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?