Dentures Jokes

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    Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago.
    The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half.
    I asked him about this. He then told me "well, John, that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot. Now the third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures AND I COULDN'T STOP TALKING!"

    The entire congregation came out to hear the preacher's first sermon. It lasted for a mere eight minutes. The next Sunday, the preacher's sermon was forty-five minutes. His third sermon was two and a half hours in duration.
    The pulpit committee called the preacher in and asked, "What's happening here?"
    The preacher replied, "Well, on the first Sunday all of my teeth had just been pulled. My mouth was sore, so my sermon was short. The next week, I had my new dentures and I was feeling fine."
    The committee leader said, "But, your third sermon was two and a half hours long!"
    "Oh, yes," the preacher responded. "The third week, I picked up my wife's dentures by mistake and I couldn't stop talking!"

    This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.
    The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
    The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
    But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
    When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.
    The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
    The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
    The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't stop talking!

    This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.
    The first Sunday, he only preached ten minutes.
    The second Sunday, he preached only twenty minutes.
    But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
    When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.
    The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
    The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
    The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't stop talking!

    Two guys were out golfing and one said he was going to Doctor Brown and have a set of dentures made.
    His golfing buddy commented that he did that same thing two years ago.
    "How do you like your new teeth... did Doctor Brown do a good job for you?" asked his friend.
    "Well, I was out golfing the other day and a golfer hooked his drive off the tee on the adjacent hole. That ball must have been going six-hundred miles an hour when it hit me in the testicles... that's the first time in two years that my teeth didn't hurt me!"
    Lyle's Joke Boutique.

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