Crowbar Jokes

There was a white man, black man, and a chinese man. They all wanted to f*** the kings daughter. So the king said, "whoever can stick it in her pussy and not get it stuck, will marry her." So the white man goes first, but it gets stuck. They get a crowbar and popp it out. The black man goes, but gets it stuck. They get the crowbar, and pop it out. Then the chinese man goes in and out, in and out. They all ask him how he did it. He said,"Me chinese, me be quick, me put crisco on my dick."
So the king decided it was not fair and put another test to try. "Whoever has the biggest penis, will marry my daughter." The white man walks out all confident, and pulls down his pants. The king rubs his magic ball and says

My brother's just opened a store.
Really? How's he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden
this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- he knocks him off the bar stool and says, "That was a
karate chop from Japan."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ" but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a
sudden --WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a kung-fu chop from China."
The little guy has had enough of this so he leaves and is gone for an hour or so and when comes back
--WHACK!!!"-- He knocks the big dude off his stool and out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from
Sears."