Sears Jokes

I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.

Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

A small guy is drinking beer and All of a sudden another punches him and says "Karate chop from Japan."

The small guy gets up and moves away. The same guy comes again and throws him. He then says "Judo throw from China".

The small guy goes out and is gone for an hour. He comes back knocks the guy out, and tells the bartender "When he comes to, tell him a crowbar from Sears."

You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin.
Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.
You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport.

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden
this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- he knocks him off the bar stool and says, "That was a
karate chop from Japan."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ" but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a
sudden --WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a kung-fu chop from China."
The little guy has had enough of this so he leaves and is gone for an hour or so and when comes back
--WHACK!!!"-- He knocks the big dude off his stool and out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from
Sears."