Convicts Jokes

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one item with them to help them occupy their time whileincarcerated.On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did youbring?"The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that heintended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the"Grandma Moses of Jail".Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I broughtcards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What didyou bring?"The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I broughtthese!"The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do withthose?"He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to thebox.. I can go horseback riding, more...

The 3 convicts Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these!"
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the more...

Three convicts being transported to prison were told they could each bring one thing with them to occupy themselves while behind bars.
On the bus, one turned to the other and asked, "What did you bring with you?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paint and said he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the Grandma Moses of Jail. Then he asked the first guy what he brought.
Grinning, the first guy replied, "I brought a deck of cards. I can play solitaire, gin, poker, all kinds of games."
The third convict sat quietly, grinning to himself. Seeing this, the two looked at him and asked, "Why do you look so smug? What did you bring?"
"I brought these," he said, as he pulled out a box of tampons.
Laughing, the other two asked, "What can you do with those."
He pointed to the box and said with a big grin, "According to the box, I can go horseback riding, rollerskating, swimming... "

Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confonted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around him and said "no, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer", "The second followed his lead and said "My names is William, W H Smith". The third said "My name is Ken... Tucky Fried Chicken"

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to
take one item with them to help them occupy their time while
incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you
bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he
intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the
"Grandma Moses of Jail".
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought
cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did
you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought
these!"
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with
those?"
He grinned and more...