Aggie Jokes

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    Whats for dinner

    Hot 3 years ago

    There was a white guy a black guy and an aggie, The white guy said "If I have pizza for lunch one more time i am going to kill myself" The black guy said"If I have corndogs
    for lunch one more time I am going to kill myself" Then the aggie said "if I have a ham sandwitch one more time I am going to kill myself" Next Day The white guy looked in his lunch box the went and shot himself. the black guy looked in his lunch box and then shot himself. the aggie looked in his lunchbox and then went and shothimself.
    Later that day the police told their wifes the white guys wife said he should of just asked for something diffrent the black guys wife said the samething the aggies wife said I dont know why he shot himself he makes his own lunch!

    Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

    Phone For Texas Aggie

    Hot 6 years ago

    Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office. When the Aggie returned, he had a mournful expression on his face and his head hung low. His foreman noticed and asked if he had received bad news.
    "Shure was, Boss" he replied, "I just found out that my mother died earlier this morning.
    "Gosh, that's awful," replied the foreman "Do you want the rest of the day off?"
    "No," replied the Aggie. "I'll finish the day out."
    About an hour later, the foreman returned to inform him that there was another phone call for him up front. This time when the Aggie returned he looked twice as glum and the foreman asked if everything was alright.
    "Jezz, Boss this has to be the worst day of my life," Moaned the Aggie.
    "That was my brother, and his mother died today too!"

    Aggies R Dum

    Hot 3 years ago

    There was an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Bug Eater.
    They attempted to rob a bank but got caught.
    They went to court and were sentenced to the electric chair.
    The guys operating it told them that if they survived they were free to go.
    The Longhorn went first. They asked him if he had any last words to say. He told them no. He pressed the button and nothing happened so he was free to go.
    The bug eater went next. They asked him if he had any last words to say. He said no and pressed the button. Nothing happened and he was free to go.
    The Aggie went next. They asked him if he had any last words.
    "I think if you plug the chair in, it'll work better."

    Off to Bed With Ya

    Hot 7 years ago

    One night Aggie says to George "Think I'll go to bingo the night
    George... when I'm gone you make sure the youngsters get in and
    go to bed"
    Now George and Aggie had thirteen kids the last time they counted.
    So when Aggie went off to bingo, George went out and made the
    youngsters come in and get to bed. For about three or four hours,
    one little boy kept crying and crying, so George takes off up
    with a split and hits the floor, the little boy cries harder and
    George sputters out "What are you bawling about?"
    The little boy replies "I want to go to me own home."

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