"Three Convicts" joke
Three convicts being transported to prison were told they could each bring one thing with them to occupy themselves while behind bars.
On the bus, one turned to the other and asked, "What did you bring with you?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paint and said he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the Grandma Moses of Jail. Then he asked the first guy what he brought.
Grinning, the first guy replied, "I brought a deck of cards. I can play solitaire, gin, poker, all kinds of games."
The third convict sat quietly, grinning to himself. Seeing this, the two looked at him and asked, "Why do you look so smug? What did you bring?"
"I brought these," he said, as he pulled out a box of tampons.
Laughing, the other two asked, "What can you do with those."
He pointed to the box and said with a big grin, "According to the box, I can go horseback riding, rollerskating, swimming... "
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