Coffee Drinker Jokes

A blonde says to a brunette,' 'Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says,' 'Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''

Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
Spouse #2: That's not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.

This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the coffee?"

"Coffee is three dollars the waitress said".

"How much is a refill?" the man asked.

"Free"!!!!! said the waitress.

"Then I'll take a refill."

Customer: Waiter, is this supposed to be coffee or tea?

Waiter: What does it taste like?

Customer: It tastes like gasoline!

Waiter: Well, sir, that would be the coffee. The tea tastes like turpentine.

I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous.

I said why don't you quit drinking coffee.

He said, "because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't get any exercise at all."