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    Coke or Pepsi

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    There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.
    It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.
    A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.
    They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew.
    They searched the area and met with a tribe of cannibals.
    They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.
    The Chief nods and simply says, "Yes...seen plane crash".
    When asked where the crew was, the Cheif replyed, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi!"
    The Rescue crew was shocked. Another man asked, "Did you eat their legs?"
    The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi!"
    Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?"
    The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Peps!"
    Finally, another rescuer had to ask, "Did you..you know...eat more...

    There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.
    It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.
    A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.
    They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew.
    They searched the area and met with a tribe of cannibals.
    They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.
    The Chief nods and simply says, "Yes...seen plane crash".
    When asked where the crew was, the Cheif replyed, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi!"
    The Rescue crew was shocked. Another man asked, "Did you eat their legs?"
    The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi!"
    Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?"
    The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Peps!"
    Finally, another rescuer had to ask, "Did you..you know...eat more...

    Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the cheif then rips the explorers pants off and fucks him in the ass.
    The cheif calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The cheif rips the second guys pants off and fucks him in the ass.
    The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death. The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!"

    There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.
    It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.

    A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.
    They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew.
    They searched the area and met with a tribe of cannibals.

    They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.
    The Chief nods and simply says, "Yes... seen plane crash".
    When asked where the crew was, the Cheif replyed, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi!"

    The Rescue crew was shocked. Another man asked, "Did you eat their legs?"
    The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi!"

    Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?"
    The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Peps!"

    Finally, another rescuer had to ask, more...

    There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew.They searched the area and met with a tribe of cannibals.They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.The Chief nods and simply says, "Yes...seen plane crash".When asked where the crew was, the Cheif replyed, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi!"The Rescue crew was shocked. Another man asked, "Did you eat their legs?"The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi!"Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?"The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Peps!"Finally, another rescuer had to ask, "Did you..you know...eat their...things?"The cheif says, "NO, you idoit!"... even cannibals more...

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