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The Fox network plans to air an interview called "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," in which O.J. tells "how he would have committed" the murders of his ex-wife and her friend. It will be followed by a special called, “Fox: If We Had No Class, Here’s What We’d Air.”

Canadian courts have given two Toronto college professors the right to smoke medical marijuana at school. Matthew McConaughey and Willie Nelson are enrolling in the PhD program.

To encourage their pandas to breed in captivity, a zoo in Thailand will play porn videos for the male bear. Members of Congress and top evangelical leaders have been asked to donate their collections.

U.S. intelligence officials believe Fidel Castro has terminal stomach, colon, or pancreatic cancer. In recent photos, Castro is seen wearing a warm-up jacket the CIA says is loose enough to hide a colostomy bag or weapons of mass destruction.

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Fidel Castro's brother Raul has taken control of Cuba. Hard-liner Raul's ascendance to power is being called "disturbing" by Condoleezza Rice and "inspirational" by Jeb Bush.

According to the CIA, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has survived an astonishing 638 attempts on his life. Said one analyst, "Two more and he ties 50 Cent."

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