Calf Jokes

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    Delivering A Calf

    Hot 4 years ago

    A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, taking in the whole event.
    The man thought, "Oh, this is just great... he's only 5 and I'm going to have to start explaining all about the birds and the bees. I won't jump the gun though... I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
    After everything was over, the man walked over to his young son and said, "Well, son, do you have any questions?"
    "Just one, Daddy," gasped the still wide-eyed young boy. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

    What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

    Paying in advance

    Hot 3 years ago

    A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
    "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."
    The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
    "Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now."

    Paying in advance

    Hot 3 years ago

    A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
    “Oh, about $200 today, ” said the rancher. “But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I’m out. ”
    The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
    “Here, ” he said, “is the check for $900. It’s postdated six years from now. ”

    A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
    After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
    "Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

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