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A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
“Oh, about \$200 today, ” said the rancher. “But in six years it would have been worth \$900. So \$900 is what I’m out. ”
The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
“Here, ” he said, “is the check for \$900. It’s postdated six years from now. ”

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## yo hairline

by Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
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## Hard Math Problem

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

## Write This One Down

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

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