"Hard Math Problem" joke

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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family.
"But-where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him.
"Mama," he replies, "in America, nobody wears a more...

One day, little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".
Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "fucking", and for a second time, more...

Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. "That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!" "Wait honey," Glen pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?" more...

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

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