"Hard Math Problem" joke

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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, more...

This just breaks my heart... please pass it on so
more can help this unfortunate child...

> Dear Friend:
> I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing
> this for me, because I can't. She is crying.
> Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, more...

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

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