"Write This One Down" joke

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Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Your worse nightmare:even a hobo has a better hair line then you
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