"Write This One Down" joke

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by more...

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Your worse nightmare:even a hobo has a better hair line then you
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