"Write This One Down" joke

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Your worse nightmare:even a hobo has a better hair line then you
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Karis:I love this joke LOL!!!!
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ruth:Coldhearted
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