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Three police squads, the scotland yard police, the ny police and the punjab sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward.

The judges lead them to the gir forest of india and assign them the mission.

He who captures an adult lion and brings it back alive in the fastest

Time will be adjudged the best.

First scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half

An hour with a lion all tied up.

Then the ny police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up

Lion. Lastly the sardar brigade goes in. 15 minutes, half an hour, one

Hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis. the judges give up and decide

To search for them. They go into the forest. After some searching,

They find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree. The sardarjis

Have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting, "bol tu

Sher hai! Saala bol! Tu sher hai! ! more...

The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for inspection by the general. That worthy warrior strolled back and forth before the troops, and sniffed and stopped abruptly. "Colonel!" he spat out. "Yes, general!" the colonel quavered. "Your troops, your troops," stormed the general. "They look very nice, they stand very nice, but they stink, man, they stink! Can't you get them to change their underwear?" He strode away furiously. The colonel sniffed for himself. "The general, yes, he's right. Now, Luigi change with Guiseppi, Carlo change with Giovanni..."

The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George."Uh, the fire hasnt spread to the canteen yet, sir."