Brad Pitt Jokes
An article in the New York Post on Thursday gushed over Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's new baby, Shiloh: "The 12-day-old darling... has dad Brad Pitt's baby-blue eyes and mom Angelina Jolie's lush, pouty lips." The article also had kind words for Shiloh's adopted foreign-born siblings: "They haven't robbed anyone yet."
Brad Pitt told the BBC that, "Becoming a parent is the best thing I ever did." He then whispered, "except for'Fight Club'. Don't tell Angie I said that."
Brad Pitt described the cesarean birth of his daughter Shiloh as, "Truly peaceful," while new mom Angelina Jolie described it as, "Having my fucking stomach cut open."
Brad Pitt has told "Esquire" magazine he will not wed until every American is legally able to get married. Hypocritically, Pitt will continue to have sex with Angelina Jolie even though banging a hot movie star is an option still unavailable to most of our citizens.
I've been thinking about Angelina Jolie saying the she and Brad Pitt want to adopt another child. Is it just me, or does this scream "reality show"? Why not have 10 kids, say, up to age three, living with Brad and Angelina in their mansion. Then every week one could be eliminated and sent back to the third-world hellhole they came from. There could even be immunity challenges-for example, if a kid tests negative for intestinal parasites, he's immune and can't be eliminated that week. When it gets down to the final five kids, America votes for its favorite. The winner gets to be the next Jolie-Pitt, and maybe a sitcom deal with UPN.