Bill Gates Jokes / Recent Jokes
On Thursday, Bill Gates announced he will be stepping down from Microsoft to devote his time to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. The foundation assists third-world countries in adding security flaws to their infrastructures.
Their new online search tool is named "Bing" and purportedly will be included in all new pc's sold starting next year... Most people, including myself, have been Google users for years now...
So what will be the first thing users type into the search box when this thing automatically opens up on their computers..... "Uninstall Microsoft Bing"...
$11 Million of the federal stimulus package is earmarked for a bridge that would connect two Microsoft campuses in Redmond,WA. Critics contend even after the bridge is built, it would intermittently close and cracks in it's foundation would require constant patching....just like Windows XP...
Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of... Khidkiyan97:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = more...
You know you're having a bad day when the Microsoft Word Paperclip thing pops up and says "It looks like you're writing a suicide note".