Their new online search tool is named "Bing" and purportedly will be included in all new pc's sold starting next year... Most people, including myself, have been Google users for years now...
So what will be the first thing users type into the search box when this thing automatically opens up on their computers..... "Uninstall Microsoft Bing"...
Bing down the house!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bing! Bing who? Bing down the house!
Knock KnockWhos there! Bing! Bing who? Bing down the house!
St. Peter is very busy in Heaven, so he leaves a sign by the Pearly Gates: "For Service Ring Bell."
Away he goes.? He barely gets started when BING! the bell rings. He rushes back to the gates, but no one's there.
St. Peter goes back to work when suddenly BING! the bell rings again. He rushes back to the gates, but no one's there.
A little annoyed, St. Peter goes back to work. Suddenly, BING! the bell rings again. St. Peter goes back, again, no one's there.
"Okay, that's it," St. Peter says. "I'm going to hide and watch to see what's going on."
So St. Peter hides, and a moment later, a little old man walks up and rings the bell. St. Peter jumps out and yells, "Aha! Are you the guy who keeps ringing the bell?"
"Yes, that's me," the little old man says.
"Well, why do you keep ringing the bell and going away?" St. Peter asks.
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