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My penis is so big, I entered it in a big-penis contest and it came in first, second, and third.

My penis is so big, it votes.

My penis is so big, there`s still snow on it in the summertime.

My penis is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.

My penis is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.

My penis is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It`s now known as the Democratic Republic of My penis.

My penis is so big, it has a three-picture deal.