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My penis is so big, I can drive alone and still use the carpool lane.

My penis is so big, it got into Guinness by being the first Mr. Olympia with no arms.

My penis is so big, it seats 10,000

My penis is so big, it was Vin Diesel`s stunt double in XXX

My penis is so big, I live in his guest room.

My penis is so big, it has casters.

My penis is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbour.