This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college.The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and more...
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''
"Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys"
"Diatonic is a low-calorie Schwepps."
"Agitato is your state of mind when your hand slips in the middle of a piece."
"Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large - number of children. In between, he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in the attic."
"Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. "
"Do you know that if Beethoven were alive today, he would be celebrating the 165th anniversary of his death?"
And of course these greatest hits - "Bronze Lullaby", the "Taco Bell Cannon", and Gershwin's "Rap City in Blue." And Tchaikovsky's "Cracknutter Suite," of course.
Stradivarius sold his violins on the open market with no strings attached.
The principle singer of 19th century opera was called more...
A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet
Bach to work!