Anthem Jokes / Recent Jokes

Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

Bill Clintons last effort as President: he tried to change the national anthem to "yank my doodle its a dandy

Knock Knock Who's there! Anthem! Anthem who? You Anthem devil you!

A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.
As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled,' 'Up nuts!''
And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled,' 'Down nuts!'' And they all sat. After a home run he yelled,' 'Cheer nuts!'' And they all broke into applause and cheers.
Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.
The assistant replied,' 'Well... everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled,' 'PEANUTS!''

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
Play ball.

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball
game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be
going well.
As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up, Nuts!"and the
patients complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down,
Nuts!" and they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer, Nuts!" and
they all broke into applause and cheers. Thinking things were going
very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot-dog, leaving his assistant
in charge.
When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he
asked what happened.
The assistant replied, well...... everything was fine until some guy walked
by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"
(Submitted by DpCFishr)