Anthem Jokes

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    What is the Cuban national anthem?' 'Row Your Boat!''

    A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

    When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. When the National Anthem began, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" The patients complied by standing up.

    After the anthem, the doctor yelled, "Down nuts!" so the patients all sat back down in their seats.

    During the game, one of the players hit a home run. The doctor yelled, "Cheer nuts!" so the patients all broke out into applause and cheers.

    Considering things were going very well, the doctor decided to leave his patients momentarily and get some munchies and a beer.

    When the returned to his seat, there was a riot in progress. "What happened?" he asked a fellow patron sitting next to his group.

    The fellow replies, "Well... everything was going just fine until more...

    A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.
    As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down nuts!" And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" And they all broke into applause and cheers. Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened. The assistant replied, "Well...everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"

    Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.

    Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.

    Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.


    Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.

    Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.

    Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.


    Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

    Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.

    Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.


    Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.

    Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the more...

    Whats the national anthem of Puerto Rico?"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

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