Anger Jokes / Recent Jokes
BACON SLICER
A man goes to the Doctor and says that he has a serious sexual problem.
When asked to give details, the man says that for a very long time he has
been wanting to put his penis in the bacon slicer. The doctor is
astounded, and gives the man some pills and instructs him to take one
every day and to then come back and see him in a week. A week later the
man returns and the Doctor asks him how things went, to which the man
replies that he couldn't resist the urge and finally just had to put his
penis in the bacon slicer. A little worried, the Doctor asks to take a look
at the man's penis, but on inspection he can find nothing wrong with it.
"There's nothing wrong with you, what about the bacon slicer?" asks the
Doctor, to which the man replies "I don't know, he ran away!"
GENIE'S WISH
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how
badly screwed she got over more...
One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it.
Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker
Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike.
Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a Few yards away from the car.
Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately".
Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators. Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically. Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked
At sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson. Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he Broke the more...
Two men were involved in an angry argument. One was a burly sardarji; the other a frail bania. The sardarji' who was getting the worst of the argument, lost his temper and slapped the bania.
'Did you hit me in anger or did you do it in mazaak (jest)?' demanded the bania.
'Of course I slapped you in anger,' roared the sardarji.
'That's all right,' replied the bania,' because I don't like to be made mazaak of.'
Three old ladies where walking through the park, when a guy jumped from behind a tree and flashed the old ladies. Two of the old ladies had a massive stroke. The third old lady was very very angry because she missed out, as he disappeared into the bush.
TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.
A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone
call. She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She repeated, "PUB." There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, "Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is."
Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just "hello" instead of "PUB".
Dad to son: When I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from fragrances of herbs, flowers, and other substances that are put into some medium that is strong enough to hold the odor. That medium is often ambergris...a secretion from the intestines of the sperm whale. In other words, you and your man may smell the odor of whale puke instead of enjoying the fragrance of flowers or herbs.Cleanliness is especially important. If a woman uses enough soap and has that clean, fresh look that a recent shower gives, she could wear a potato sack and still be desirable for her male.T-shirts are great. It doesn't take much male imagination to know that in less than five seconds, they are off over your head.Food particles between the teeth, especially the front teeth, are highly undesirable.On DatingIf you need to pass gas (fart), excuse yourself from his presence. Try not to destroy illusions by unpleasant odors. If you need to pass gas, face him..If you must more...