5th Jokes

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

Newton's 4th law...
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When we having up & down motion, there will be a white peny
leak lotion; where as valley and stick moving up and down.
Newton's 5th law..
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The angle of the dangle is directly propotional to the crest of
a brest; where as the mass of the ass kept constant.

This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100." Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus, died, and went up to heaven. She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?". God said: "I didn't recognize you".

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

hi everyone, got some jokes here for you all....
>Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So
>he spots another worker on the ground
>floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the
>5th floor tries sign language.
>
>He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need",
>then moved his hand back and forth in a
>hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down
>his pants, whips out his chop and
>starts masturbating.
>
>The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground
>floor and says, "What the fuck is your
>problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
>
>The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm
>coming!"