"What did the Egyptian man say to" joke

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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"



by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

One day 3 guys are in an airplane, An American, a Spaniard, and an Egyptian. Suddenly the plane gets to heavy while its over Egypt.
So the Egyptian throws a model of the Pyramids overboard. When he gets down he finds the boy crying.
Why are you crying little boy? He more...

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

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heskey:your hairline is fucked up just like your juicy dick
heskey:your hairline is so big that you could write gcse maths equations on it. you really are brave isn't it
heskey:the barber asked if he should push your hairline to the future and you said yes
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