Egyptian Jokes

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    Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

    Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"


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    One day 3 guys are in an airplane, An American, a Spaniard, and an Egyptian. Suddenly the plane gets to heavy while its over Egypt.
    So the Egyptian throws a model of the Pyramids overboard. When he gets down he finds the boy crying.
    Why are you crying little boy? He asks.
    Im crying cause a pyramid fell on my head.
    The plane gets back in the air and it is still too heavy. So the Spaniard throws a toy bull off the plane. He gets down and finds a boy crying.
    Why are you crying little boy? He asks.
    Im crying cause a toy bull fell on my head.
    The plane goes back into the air and its still too heavy. The American then throws a pipe bomb out the overboard. He gets down and finds the boy laughing his guts out.
    Why the hell are you laughing so hard?
    Im laughing cuz when I farted the building behind me went boooooooooom!

    An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
    "No, not worth it!"
    "OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
    "No, not worth it!"
    "OK, 20?"
    "No, not worth it!"
    "How about 10?"
    "No, not worth it!"
    "Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"
    "Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Di, Di who?
    See, easily forgotten.
    What did Diana do in real life?
    Why did Diana die?
    Who cares?
    Poor Dodi Fayed! Uninteresting alive, Just barely when dead.
    We all know where Princess Di was buried, but where was Dodi buried?
    Who the f*ck cares?
    What was Diana's last dessert dish?
    A: Turnover.
    Burger King is going to offer a Lady Di Combo: Egyptian sausage on an English muffin splattered with ketchup all over and a bottle of Perrier.
    Did you hear Pizza Hut is announcing a "Princess Di Meat lover's Pizza"?
    It s made with two kinds of meat: Egyptian sausage and Welsh beaver.The princess used to like fish and chips but now she's stuck on ribs.
    Diana's name has been changed to... The Royalty formally known as Princess Di.
    What do you give to a princess who has everything?
    A: A safety belt and an airbag.
    What were Princess Diana's last words?
    "Darn, I can't more...

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