"Your hairline" joke

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Roast beef sandwich

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

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Twins

by justincider

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

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A tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce

by Jenny

Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

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Virgin Mary

Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember more...

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Don't knock on Death's door.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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mark:wu hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr
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Diz Mazter:Your hairline is so far back no one can even find out what's skin or hair
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Trevor:Your hairline goes so far back Odell Beckham cant even catch it
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dis master:Let's make a point... Don't talk about people's hairlines if you haven't even got yourself one
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John Doe:Your hairline looks like the McDonalds sign
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John Doe:Yo hairline is so bent that it looks like the McDonalds sign.
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drey778:yo hairline so far back yo barber starts at the back of your head
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Master:I like your hairline jokes
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Cristianbell:when Rosa park saw your hairline she went back too the bus
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Cristianbell:how about
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