"Your hairline" joke

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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AIDS or Alzheimer's?

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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A dumb blonde was really tired

by Tats

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Santa Riddle

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Poor

Your Momma is so poor, she saw a burning cigerette and started singing, clap your hands, and stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat!

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Weighing In

your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

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mark:wu hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr
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Diz Mazter:Your hairline is so far back no one can even find out what's skin or hair
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Trevor:Your hairline goes so far back Odell Beckham cant even catch it
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dis master:Let's make a point... Don't talk about people's hairlines if you haven't even got yourself one
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John Doe:Your hairline looks like the McDonalds sign
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John Doe:Yo hairline is so bent that it looks like the McDonalds sign.
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drey778:yo hairline so far back yo barber starts at the back of your head
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Master:I like your hairline jokes
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Cristianbell:when Rosa park saw your hairline she went back too the bus
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Cristianbell:how about
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