"Your hairline" joke
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.