"Your hairline" joke
Hot 11 months ago
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
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Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?
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Roast beef sandwich
You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
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Knock knock... cows
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
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mark:wu hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr
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Diz Mazter:Your hairline is so far back no one can even find out what's skin or hair
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Trevor:Your hairline goes so far back Odell Beckham cant even catch it
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dis master:Let's make a point...
Don't talk about people's hairlines if you haven't even got yourself one
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John Doe:Your hairline looks like the McDonalds sign
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John Doe:Yo hairline is so bent that it looks like the McDonalds sign.
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drey778:yo hairline so far back yo barber starts at the back of your head
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Master:I like your hairline jokes
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Cristianbell:when
Rosa park saw your hairline she went back too the bus
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Cristianbell:how about
Funny Joke? 629 vote(s). 55% are positive. 33 comment(s).