"Your hairline" joke

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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A very absent-minded professor entered a crowded bus, with no available seats. Suddenly a little girl raised from her seat and offered it to the professor. He was astonished and said to her:
- You are a very good girl, what's your name?
- My name is Eve, daddy...

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Once a young Brahmin went to the house of a very respectable Old Brahmin to
ask for his young daughters hand. "My dear Sir", he goes "I have heard that
your daughter has all the good qualities of a Bahu"?
The old brahmin answered "Haan! more...

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mark:wu hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr
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Diz Mazter:Your hairline is so far back no one can even find out what's skin or hair
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Trevor:Your hairline goes so far back Odell Beckham cant even catch it
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dis master:Let's make a point... Don't talk about people's hairlines if you haven't even got yourself one
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John Doe:Your hairline looks like the McDonalds sign
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John Doe:Yo hairline is so bent that it looks like the McDonalds sign.
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drey778:yo hairline so far back yo barber starts at the back of your head
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Master:I like your hairline jokes
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Cristianbell:when Rosa park saw your hairline she went back too the bus
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Cristianbell:how about
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