"Why were ancient Egyptian children " joke

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"

One day 3 guys are in an airplane, An American, a Spaniard, and an Egyptian. Suddenly the plane gets to heavy while its over Egypt.
So the Egyptian throws a model of the Pyramids overboard. When he gets down he finds the boy crying.
Why are you crying little boy? He more...

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